Against all logic, a local wife somehow avoided feelings of unbridled passion after her husband sat her down to listen to a podcast of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson talking in depth about sex.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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TORONTO — In what is sure to become a beloved, time-honored holiday tradition, a local toy company has introduced its new "Jordan Peterson on the Shelf" doll that will sit and watch you to make sure you keep your room clean like a decent, mature adult.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 1:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"They got the oppressor, oppressed narrative a little mucked up."
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With other ideas having failed, the family of Professor-Author-Philosopher Dr. Jordan B. Peterson made one final, desperate attempt to distract him with several cats in order to confiscate his phone.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 1:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Dr. Jordan Peterson invited billionaire business magnate Elon Musk on Sunday to join his legal battle against the College of Psychologists of Ontario, which has threatened to remove Peterson’s clinical psychology license over his social media activity.
Published: Tuesday, August 29th, 2023 @ 1:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Despite staggering intellect and deep study of God's Word, psychologist/professor/author/speaker/room-cleaning enthusiast Dr. Jordan B. Peterson has resolved to stubbornly consider every possible tangential meaning of Bible stories
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 8:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Dr Jordan B Peterson’s second episode of “Vision & Destiny” on DailyWire+ features the best-selling author and clinical psychologist exploring the ongoing identity crisis in the West and how radical gender ideology is adding fuel to the fire.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 5:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Despite continued growth and financial success, fast food chain Chick-Fil-A has received a word of warning from an unexpected source
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 5:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker has turned away from his path to the Dark Side after stumbling across Jordan Peterson videos on Youtube and picking up a 12 Rules For Life hologram.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 4:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Red flares and clouds of thick black smoke billowed in the skies Thursday night as around 400 members of the so-called anarchist group Antifa protested roughly one mile from where Dr. Jordan Peterson spoke at an event in Berlin, Germany.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 8:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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DailyWire+ addition Jordan Peterson issued a scathing review of Twitter following the social media platform banning him this week. They locked Peterson’s account after he posted his thoughts on transgender actress Elliot Page.
Published: Wednesday, July 13th, 2022 @ 7:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Famed Canadian clinical psychologist and best-selling author Jordan Peterson has announced that he will be joining DailyWire+ to produce exclusive new content.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 5:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Comments on Maxim's choice of "World's Sexiest Woman"
Published: Sunday, July 3rd, 2022 @ 2:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Canadian professor and clinical psychologist Jordan Peterson attributed the failure of “Toy Story” spinoff “Lightyear” — which garnered controversy for including a same-sex kiss — to market forces.
Published: Tuesday, June 28th, 2022 @ 3:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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'I mean, that’s a typical response, but I don’t think it’s grounded in anything. I don’t think he’s homophobic or racist.” — Joel, an Air Force service member in attendance, said on Durham officials saying Peterson didn’t deserve a platform
Published: Sunday, March 6th, 2022 @ 9:30 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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On Tuesday, famed Canadian psychologist Jordan Peterson, the best-selling author of “12 Rules For Life” and a staunch backer of the Freedom Convoy, slammed Ottawa, Canada, mayor Jim Watson for maligning the convoy
Published: Friday, March 4th, 2022 @ 8:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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A provincial government directive has made it illegal in Nova Scotia to gather alongside the interprovincial highway in support of truckers participating in the so-called “Freedom Convoy” protesting vaccine mandates.
Published: Friday, February 11th, 2022 @ 5:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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"Four and a half freakin hours."
Published: Thursday, February 10th, 2022 @ 9:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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The eminent psychologist Jordan Peterson, who has been suffering from a severe addiction to benzodiazepine tranquilizers and the life-threatening cancer that his wife is currently battling, almost died recently in an induced coma
Published: Saturday, February 15th, 2020 @ 5:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Political commentator Dave Rubin and psychologist Jordan Peterson have become the latest in a line of Internet celebrities to declare their independence from the crowdfunding site Patreon, after Patreon revealed a bizarre new "hate speech" policy.
Published: Monday, January 14th, 2019 @ 12:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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